
This year, I dressed up as an angel and Mr. A was a witch. It was his second Halloween in disguise, after growing up without such merriment in Europe and then Canada.
We were invited to A&K's for a ghoulish potluck. Mr. A got there a little late, since he had a long day at work, so I left the party to help him find parking. As we walked back, we spotted them: Two trick or treaters! With bulging bags of candy. Leading the way.
"We should go trick or treating before we get to their house!" I suggested.
"No."
"It's an American tradition," I pressed. "All the kids do it. Don't you want to try it, once in your life? We're not too old!"

"Trick or treat?" I yelped behind them.
"We don't have any candy," the man said, as a few people standing around him looked out to see what the commotion was.
Mr. A turned around and bolted. I wasn't far behind.
"Holidays are way cooler in my country," he later informed me. "We go door to door singing Christmas carols and receive sweets."
"Carols? Please. In this country we get candy on Halloween just for being cute."
"Right."
Gained: A botched attempt at giving my Euro boyfriend an All-American Halloween. There's always next year. Mu ha ha ha!