I don't have a very happy asking today, I'm afraid.

So, I asked if anyone could beat that price or accept a barter for dinner and/or resume editing and/or language lessons.

Lesson: If you want a great deal on any projects or services -- crafting a custom suit? marketing materials? financial advice? upgrading your deck? -- this is definitely the moment to turn to the legions of the unemployed. Win-win.
Gained: Not sure yet which offer to accept, but don't worry, I won't take anyone for granted. Still, I estimate it will probably be around $200 in savings. Results TBA.